1.
I post pictures of my peaks and hikes
But after several days, still no likes
On my social page, there is no buzz, no one ever came
Because they can’t figure out how to spell my name!
2.
I have tried and tried to connect
But lately, I've started to suspect
That no matter what I do - I will never achieve fame
Cuz no one knows how to spell my name!
Ch.
Follow me - I want you to come close
Follow me - so I must recompose
Follow me - change some letters, rearrange a bit
Follow me - anything to make it fit
3.
Even on Tinder, oops I mean Twitter (yeah right!) of course I meant Twitter!
I keep trying to get swiped right, keep tryin’ to meet her
But even though my thumb is aching, I just don’t get in the game
Cuz no one knows how to spell my name
Ch. Follow me … B.
If you can find me, you deserve to be my friend
I got so much to share, got plenty of time to spend
But please act soon, for if I'm not befriended
All my social accounts will be suspended!
Ch. Follow me … (repeat)