1.
On rare occasions I may exaggerate - But I never lie, cuz I believe my story
From disparate elements I aggregate - The angle that best reveals my glory
2.
I play to my base with simple words and phrases - Need to ensure, they eat from my hand
So I’d appreciate it bigly if you sing my praises - And don’t interrogate, if I don’t understand
Ch.
Next question please – match my answer, meet my expectation
I really feel at ease – when I can show off, a bit of my perfection
3.
You’d do me and my family a yuge yuge favour - If your questioning avoids certain matters
Cuz my situation would be a whole lot graver - If they see the emperor’s clothes are really just rags and tatters
Ch.
So next question please…
b.
I really prefer words with maximum two syllables - so I can better hide my lack of competence
and 280 characters is all that it takes - for me to maximize my influence
Ch.
So next question please…
End
A bit of my perfection (repeat), a bit of my destruction!
China China China China Russia!